at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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