i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
