You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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