Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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