first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
3pm strippers are depressing
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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