We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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