She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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