I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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