Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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