So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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