I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
