Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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