are you still at the devil's house?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
