my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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