VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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