Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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