He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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