so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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