I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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