Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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