brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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