i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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