You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
where are my eyebrows?
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