Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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