why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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