I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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