walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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