We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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