so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
what day is it and did you see me today?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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