u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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