I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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