we're blogging at a bar
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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