Duck Duck Cougar?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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