is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
