I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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