Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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