Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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