He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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