Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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