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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

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• (415): View more from California

  He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.

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• (585): View more from New York

  We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE

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  AND NO VODKA

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.

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