It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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