All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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