May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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