its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Did I show you my penis last night?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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