Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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