He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I AM VODKA MAN
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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