She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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