So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
