Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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