I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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