she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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