Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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