Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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