We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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