he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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