When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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